Me: Hey 🙂 (smile in my voice)
Person: How you been?
Me: (confused) Who dis? (realizing it wasn’t who I thought it was.)
Person: Wait you forget my voice already?
Me: Seriously, who dis?
Me: Look, I see unknown number,… I’m not askin’ who dis again?
Me: Oh… ( Bex face)
Person: So how you been?
Me: Fine. Why you callin’?
Person: So it’s like that?
Me: Like What?
Person: We not cool no more?
Me: (internalizing the phuq up bad wud and dem) 🙂
Person: You there?
Me: I’m here. I’m just surprised by your call.
Person: I know. I’m sorry.
Me: Sorry for what?
Person: Just everything?
Me: No need to be sorry.
Person: So you forgive me?
Me: Wait,..what happen, somebody shit pan you grass?
Person: (Laughing) Say what?
Me: Have greener pastures turned brown too soon?
Person: I don’t even know. I just wanna know if you forgive me?
Me: Forgive? I am not Christ on a Cross, so you gotta check elsewhere for that. I’m fine.
Person: So it’s like that.
Me: Like what? Look F*^k your couch Nigga. Forgive my ass. I’m gonna carry that shit like luggage. I gotta go. Take Care. Or not.
Hangs Up. 😀